Not trying to be elusive. Just not very good with words. Yet.
WikiLeaks Discloses 9/11 Pager Intercepts Posted: 1 week ago by jhordie
WikiLeaks is releasing over half a million US national text pager intercepts that were captured during a 24-hour period of the 9/11 attacks.
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Coworker attacked over perfume Posted: 3 weeks ago by jhordie
A woman finally lost it and attacked her coworker who kept wearing strong perfume.
I know how she feels.
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Even the Maya are getting sick of the hype Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
The frenzy is building over mostly Western generated misinformation regarding the Mayan calendar.
The Maya have more important things to worry about, like rain.
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Scaredy-cat postmen afraid of attack cat Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
A couple is having their mail delivery halted because their cat attacks the carrier when the mail is delivered.
I would so love to set up a webcam and watch that.
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Barking man gets rescued Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
80-year-old man barks like a dog to get rescued from his collapsed septic tank.
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Parks are not for kids Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
The town of Kensington, Md. just banned kids over the age of 5 from playing in public parks during the day.
Now they just sit empty.
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Dog fighting videos are free speech? Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
The Supreme Court is deciding if the case against Robert Stevens violated his First Amendment right of free speech when he sold dog fighting videos.
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Woman attacked by a raccoon gang Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
Elderly woman was attacked when she tried to shoo the marauding gang off her porch.
Don't mess with raccoon gangs. Seriously.
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Prankster sends woman on a treasure hunt... Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
30 years after he died
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Mother's Ashes Found at Scrap Yard Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
Howard Reese lost his mother for a second time when his broken down vehicle was impounded...
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Man shoots cocaine out of his a$$. Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it.
Guess he needs to practice his kegels.
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Cabbies want vomit fee Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
In addition to rate hikes. Can't say I blame them.
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Sleaze Detector for iPhone Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie
New app for iPhone lets you do background checks on prospective mates or dates.
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Scientist wants to make a dinosaur Posted: 3 months ago by jhordie
After years spent hunting for the buried remains of prehistoric animals, a Canadian paleontologist now plans to manipulate chicken embryos to show he can create a dinosaur.
Will he stop soon enough?
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Councilman awaits verdict after dog bites neighbor Posted: 5 months ago by jhordie
Councilman Rochester led a drive to ban pit bulls from his city. Now he's awaiting a verdict on his Labrador Retriever after it bit a neighbor.
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Dying bulldog saves owner from fire Posted: 6 months ago by jhordie
Owner chose not to have dog put to sleep when cancerous tumors were discovered. Now, he may be alive because of that decision.
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Woman sues after cheeseburger attack Posted: 7 months ago by jhordie
A Cheatham County woman who said she was beaten after giving a homeless man a cheeseburger outside a Nashville McDonald's last year is suing the restaurant, a nearby liquor store and her alleged attacker.
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Teacher sends boy home with bag of poo Posted: 7 months ago by jhordie
A 5-year-old student at Apple Valley Elementary in Yakima headed home on the bus with more than books in his backpack.
Don't think she's going to get Teacher of the Year award.
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Couple in trouble for headstone patio Posted: 8 months ago by jhordie
They took stones meant for destruction to make a new patio in back of their house. Probably wouldn't have been a problem if they weren't veteran headstones.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndIG3aIv8fc Posted: 8 months ago by jhordie
Kudos to this mom.
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Prison worker charged with rape for sex with inmate Posted: 8 months ago by jhordie
The charge was rape because prison inmates are, by law, incapable of consensual sex.
How did they decide that?
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Spokane parks to detonate squirrels Posted: 8 months ago by jhordie
The agency is using a special machine called the Rodenator Pro to detonate some of the estimated 100 to 150 squirrels tearing up the grounds.
This was my home town.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK27aknWVI4 Posted: 8 months ago by jhordie
A short by Nicolas Deveaux.
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Dedicated to DEP Posted: 8 months ago by jhordie
Dedicated to DEP
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Burglary Live on the Internet Posted: 8 months ago by jhordie
A woman set up a live feed in her house to monitor it and caught two men burglarizing it.
Note to others: Be aware of doggie doors.
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